"The All-Organ-Blast-N-Make-Younger-Machine"

This video from American Public Media's Marketplace isn't the
funniest Dr. Seuss ripoff ever, but it does accomplish the unlikely feat of
making the health-care arms race entertaining. If your hometown's plan for
prosperity involves becoming the next Pittsburgh--where the iconic U.S. Steel
Tower now wears the initials of the University of Pittsburgh Medical
Center--take note:

Oh The Jobs (Debt?) You'll Create! from Marketplace on Vimeo.