Except, inexplicably, the last
Nearly all animals produce their own vitamin C, but we can’t.
We undertake every part of the process except, inexplicably,
the last step, the production of a single enzyme. —Bill Bryson
After however
many steps to manufacture
our own vitamin
C, we
stop. I could imagine
in that some
diligent divinity
who, having mostly finished
the delicate design
and straightened
out unexpected kinks, starts
from the workbench
and thinks,
I bet they’d like
oranges, and arranges
our one
missing enzyme, a shortfall
that means eons
later some
ballyhooer will stand blossom-besotted
and belly-holler blithely
(if also
somewhat ironically) By Jove!
during a jaunt
through those
sweet-scented acres that compose
his citrus grove.